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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Perry injures collar bone; Letters from Texas exclusively has DPS incident report

Widely reported last night, Governor Rick Perry injured his collar bone during a biking accident yesterday afternoon. We here at Letters from Texas Worldwide Headquarters wish the Governor a quick recovery.

Meanwhile, our crack investigative team has obtained the actual DPS incident report on the mishap. Click on the image to enlarge it.

5 comments so far:

Anonymous June 10, 2009 1:16 PM  

This is the friggin' funniest thing I have read in a long, long time.

Anonymous June 10, 2009 3:43 PM  

HILARIOUS

Anonymous June 11, 2009 1:26 AM  

You are a genius Harold

cactusflinthead June 11, 2009 11:09 PM  

Evil snarkiness at its finest. bwhahahahahaa!

Big Uncle June 12, 2009 8:47 AM  

Best of the funny FUBAR, wish he came around a little more often, but always glad when he does

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