Now comes this important bulletin from the BBC, alerting Brits to a very dangerous heat wave which will endanger the lives of all who dare to enter the burning hell that is the U.K. There are even wild claims that the temperature could actually reach 32 degrees celsius!
What, you ask, is that temperature, converted to fahrenheit? Glad you asked. It’s going to be a blistering 89.6 degrees out there.
How ever will the House of Windsor survive it all? Oh, the indignity.