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Thursday, July 9, 2009

It takes a village (idiot)

We've all experienced it, probably too many times to count.

It's when you pick up a newspaper or watch the T.V. news, and there's a tragic story about some hapless citizen who was assaulted. Central to the story is always that scores of this victim's neighbors and fellow citizens heard the terrified screams for help, yet nobody bothered to lift a finger. Nobody wanted to get involved.

Do you remember all the times you've read those stories? Well, this isn't one of those times.


Posted by Harold Cook at 8:00 AM
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Shanerrific July 9, 2009 8:43 AM  

Now THAT is hilarious!

IanicBreeze July 9, 2009 9:30 AM  

I'm impressed that it lasted long enough for the teenager to "round up four friends" before rescuing this poor woman.

whiskeydent July 9, 2009 12:52 PM  

I suspect the father of the 16-year-old girl is no longer worried about whether she's still a virgin.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

It takes a village (idiot)

We've all experienced it, probably too many times to count.

It's when you pick up a newspaper or watch the T.V. news, and there's a tragic story about some hapless citizen who was assaulted. Central to the story is always that scores of this victim's neighbors and fellow citizens heard the terrified screams for help, yet nobody bothered to lift a finger. Nobody wanted to get involved.

Do you remember all the times you've read those stories? Well, this isn't one of those times.


Posted by Harold Cook at 8:00 AM
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3 comments so far:

Shanerrific July 9, 2009 8:43 AM  

Now THAT is hilarious!

IanicBreeze July 9, 2009 9:30 AM  

I'm impressed that it lasted long enough for the teenager to "round up four friends" before rescuing this poor woman.

whiskeydent July 9, 2009 12:52 PM  

I suspect the father of the 16-year-old girl is no longer worried about whether she's still a virgin.

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