I’ve been out. But now that I’m back, here’s a news dump of things I found interesting, stupid, or stupidly interesting:
First, if you’re a beer-swilling polygamist Morman who lives in Mexico and cusses alot, you’re screwed.
Also, legal scholars will be closely studying this landmark case in Australia for years.
A man in China has asked his girlfriend to bee his bride. For some reason, this creates quite a buzz.
Some things about voting in Chicago just never seem to change.
And finally, the most painful recent celebrity death of all. The Taco Bell Chihuahua has gone to that great crappy fast food restaurant in the sky. But don’t feel too sorry for her – in her prime she got more TV time than Sheila Jackson-Lee.