One of them, obviously, has now escaped to Albuquerque, New Mexico.
(Note to KRQE TV in New Mexico: you failed to specify the make and model of the vehicle. While I realize that it’s common for news organizations to omit the name of the victim, couldn’t you make an exception this time? Because, I bet the vehicle was a Dodge Ram.)
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I guess humping the car backfired.
I bet that was one hot rod.
“Witnesses told police they saw Brawner ‘humping’ his car’s trunk.” Does a Dodge Ram have a trunk? Maybe only in East Texas.