Dear state legislators:

Everybody realizes that there are certain perks that come with the job. We get it. It’s no big thing. But, I’m sure it’s tempting at times for you to just pick up the phone and request one more perk.

However, it is without hesitation that I urge you in the strongest possible terms to avoid picking up the phone and requesting that on-duty police officers be diverted from their regular crime-fighting duties, so that they can stage a fake raid on your boat, during which they will “find” the engagement ring with which you will dramatically propose to your girlfriend.

You can thank me later for this crucial advice; this nuance had probably not occurred to you.



3 Responses to Dear state legislators:

  1. Shanerrific August 19, 2009 at 11:04 pm #

    I don’t even know what to say….

  2. Ianic Breeze August 20, 2009 at 2:03 pm #

    Nothing says romance like a SWAT raid!

  3. Al Stanley August 28, 2009 at 5:46 am #

    Why are the labels “Texas House” and “Texas Senate” when it happened in Baltimore Maryland? Were “Even Stupider than Texas House” and “Even Stupider than Texas Senate” too long?

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