Everybody realizes that there are certain perks that come with the job. We get it. It’s no big thing. But, I’m sure it’s tempting at times for you to just pick up the phone and request one more perk.
However, it is without hesitation that I urge you in the strongest possible terms to avoid picking up the phone and requesting that on-duty police officers be diverted from their regular crime-fighting duties, so that they can stage a fake raid on your boat, during which they will ”find” the engagement ring with which you will dramatically propose to your girlfriend.
You can thank me later for this crucial advice; this nuance had probably not occurred to you.