Circle the most appropriate answer:
I’m really glad I’m not this Republican judge in Houston, mainly because:
A) He’ll probably be out of a job very very soon.
B) He allegedly solicited sex from a defendant in his court, in return for favorable treatment.
C) He was indicted today for official oppression.
D) He has a butt ugly Ron Jeremy-style mustache.
E) All of the above.
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If he has anything else resembling Ron Jeremy, I don’t wanna know about it.