This has absolutely nothing to do with politics, government, Texas, satire, kissing the Texas Tribune’s ass, or any of the other things I normally write about. But I found this to be so interesting I just had to share.
You know that little Google search box in the upper righthand corner of many web browsers? The one where if you start typing something, it will auto-fill with suggested searches, based on what other people have searched for? Well, when I typed the word “why” into that box this morning, here’s a screen capture of the suggestions that popped up.
Well, being universally-known as having a mind like a steel trap, several things immediately occurred to me:
1. wow, this is interesting;
2. wow, this is funny;
3. wow, how can somebody not know why there’s a dead Pakistani on his or her couch?; and
4. wow, I wonder what else this works out for?
That’s when I found out what happens when you type “Republicans are”
Yes, I know you’re already trying it yourself. Share your results in the comment section, or email me a screen capture.
Did you find out why men have nipples?
I haven’t had a chance, what with all the reading I’ve had to do to figure out why that person’s poop is green.
Selection number five: Orly Taitz is batshit insane. 2300 hits.
I tried “what” and the best one was “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples?” Wow.
I googled “Michelle Bachmann is” and got:
an idiot
hot
insane
nuts
a nut
a moron
The crazy morons have it!
I once typed ‘I’ into Google search and received one of my all-time favorite Google suggestions – ‘I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur’.
Here’s one -
How … to get pregnant