Harvey Kronberg’s Quorum Report (subscription only) is reporting that state Senator Dan Patrick is
selling leasing all the air time on his Dallas radio station, the format of which will switch to all-Indian programming.
Letters from Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Breaking News Division, can exclusively report previously-undisclosed details regarding the sale, which Patrick reportedly agreed to in order to curry favor among certain voters.
“Dan thought the timing was right,” said one radio industry insider. “He figures, what the hell – here today, Gandhi tomorrow,” he added.
Patrick, never one to shy away from sacred cows, and who is apparently interested in competing with Marc Katz, will reportedly re-invest the profits in a New Delhi.
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