Dan Patrick now outsourcing to India
Harvey Kronberg's Quorum Report (subscription only) is reporting that state Senator Dan Patrick is selling leasing all the air time on his Dallas radio station, the format of which will switch to all-Indian programming.
Letters from Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Breaking News Division, can exclusively report previously-undisclosed details regarding the sale, which Patrick reportedly agreed to in order to curry favor among certain voters.
"Dan thought the timing was right," said one radio industry insider. "He figures, what the hell - here today, Gandhi tomorrow," he added.
Patrick, never one to shy away from sacred cows, and who is apparently interested in competing with Marc Katz, will reportedly re-invest the profits in a New Delhi.
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8 comments:
And order the veal!
/There should be an icon for a load groan.
You used poor punctuation. Specifically, you left out the Comma Sutra.
It's not like Patrick to Singh the praises of another culture, I'm sure he thinks they're all over here to steal our Pun-jabis.....
Masala my radio station for a cool Tamil because I was tired of being a pariah in Texas politics. Kash-merely was a secondary consideration. If you pundits question my motives further, you'll be sari.
Same goes for you gurus.
There's this old Texas Banga-lore that says we have decent politicians in this state. But they couldn't be more wrong. All these Bubbas do in between screwing over Texans is chase after whiskey and Pune.
I find it hard to Kerala bout this.
Gan-jeez ... he who is without the sin of outsourcing may caste the first stone
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