Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Political Affairs Division, is strongly committed to keeping you, the crap-reading public, fully informed on what the candidates are saying, and whether they’re telling the truth.
Our first fact-check of the political season: Farouk Shami, who startled reporters yesterday with this stunning claim:
“I’m not a flip-flop. I ran for the governor. I’m running for the governor, and I will be the governor.”
Not so fast, bucko.
Our crack team (yes, our team is, unfortunately, on crack, so we’re in the market for a new team) quickly sprang into action to determine whether Mr. Shami’s claim that he is not a flip-flop is accurate.
Here are the facts. According to experts, this is a flip-flop:
On the other hand, our experts claim that this is Farouk Shami: