Drunk Hunter Alert
Sign this man up for the Dick Cheney Hunting Hall of Fame.
PS: why wasn't Cheney charged, like this guy was? Hardly seems fair.
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
And STILL the so-called "mainstream media" does nothing
As some readers may have noted, Letters From Texas, Consumer Protection Division, has long been skeptical of claims made in the Big Bend town of Marfa, Texas, regarding the mysterious “Marfa lights.”
To uncover the truth, a crack team of investigative reporters, cooperating in a (not particularly) limited partnership between Letters From Texas and MeanRachel.com infiltrated Presidio County, carrying with us special state-of-the-art SuperDopplerMega3DNightVisionCam equipment especially designed by the Letters From Texas Research and Development Laboratories to expose this fraud.
After a brief delay in the neighboring Brewster County town of Marathon, during which the team was hindered for 2 days in tequila-related incidents hardly worth mentioning at all, we arrived at the Marfa Lights viewing area. 
Our research quickly revealed that the land for this viewing area had been donated by none other than the former Republican nominee for Texas Governor, Clayton Williams.
Determined not to relax and enjoy it, we quickly set up our highly sophisticated SuperDopplerMega3DNightVisionCam. It didn’t take long to expose this for the fraud that it is. Countless tourists have visited this site from coast to coast for generations, all taken in, duped if you will, by the complicated hoax. Through the use of our sophisticated SuperDopplerMega3DNightVisionCam, the crack investigative team can now expose for the first time the true source of the Marfa light: 
[larger photo]
There is no word yet on whether area State Senator Carlos Uresti or local State Representative Pete Gallego intend to convene legislative hearings on this disturbing matter, but we will let you know just as soon as they stop hanging up on us. There has been no sign of Congressman Ciro Rodriguez on this, although several 4x8 Ciro Rodriguez signs were spotted South of Marfa, between Presidio and Ruidosa, left over from the last election.
We will update this breaking news as events warrant. Meanwhile, this has been your Letters From Texas/MeanRachel.com investigative report.
Monday, January 5, 2009
How not to ingratiate yourself with Capitol reporters
Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, How To Make Friends and Influence People Division, has obtained raw footage shot in the alley behind Sullivan's Steakhouse from last night, during which soon-to-be-former House Speaker Tom Craddick's soon-to-be-former press secretary Alexis DeLee is seen grabbing the microphone cord of News8Austin Capitol Reporter Catie Beck, to keep Beck from catching up to DeLee's soon-to-be-former boss.
Several suggestions for all involved seem applicable:
To Catie Beck: next time, go with the cordless mic.
To Alexis DeLee: as you're updating your resume for your next gig, you might want to try to patch things up with the reporters you've annoyed lately. Also, you might consider reading this book.
To Tom Craddick: next time, just go in the front door like everybody else. They'll serve practically anybody at Sullivan's. Also, you might want to read the same book.
Friday, January 2, 2009
FUBAR-Cam Update From Big Bend
It's not Cabo, but it'll do in a pinch.
Read more...Thursday, January 1, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Drunk Hunter Alert
Sign this man up for the Dick Cheney Hunting Hall of Fame.
PS: why wasn't Cheney charged, like this guy was? Hardly seems fair.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
And STILL the so-called "mainstream media" does nothing
As some readers may have noted, Letters From Texas, Consumer Protection Division, has long been skeptical of claims made in the Big Bend town of Marfa, Texas, regarding the mysterious “Marfa lights.”
To uncover the truth, a crack team of investigative reporters, cooperating in a (not particularly) limited partnership between Letters From Texas and MeanRachel.com infiltrated Presidio County, carrying with us special state-of-the-art SuperDopplerMega3DNightVisionCam equipment especially designed by the Letters From Texas Research and Development Laboratories to expose this fraud.
After a brief delay in the neighboring Brewster County town of Marathon, during which the team was hindered for 2 days in tequila-related incidents hardly worth mentioning at all, we arrived at the Marfa Lights viewing area. Our research quickly revealed that the land for this viewing area had been donated by none other than the former Republican nominee for Texas Governor, Clayton Williams.
Determined not to relax and enjoy it, we quickly set up our highly sophisticated SuperDopplerMega3DNightVisionCam. It didn’t take long to expose this for the fraud that it is. Countless tourists have visited this site from coast to coast for generations, all taken in, duped if you will, by the complicated hoax. Through the use of our sophisticated SuperDopplerMega3DNightVisionCam, the crack investigative team can now expose for the first time the true source of the Marfa light: [larger photo]
There is no word yet on whether area State Senator Carlos Uresti or local State Representative Pete Gallego intend to convene legislative hearings on this disturbing matter, but we will let you know just as soon as they stop hanging up on us. There has been no sign of Congressman Ciro Rodriguez on this, although several 4x8 Ciro Rodriguez signs were spotted South of Marfa, between Presidio and Ruidosa, left over from the last election.
We will update this breaking news as events warrant. Meanwhile, this has been your Letters From Texas/MeanRachel.com investigative report.
Monday, January 5, 2009
How not to ingratiate yourself with Capitol reporters
Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, How To Make Friends and Influence People Division, has obtained raw footage shot in the alley behind Sullivan's Steakhouse from last night, during which soon-to-be-former House Speaker Tom Craddick's soon-to-be-former press secretary Alexis DeLee is seen grabbing the microphone cord of News8Austin Capitol Reporter Catie Beck, to keep Beck from catching up to DeLee's soon-to-be-former boss.
Several suggestions for all involved seem applicable:
To Catie Beck: next time, go with the cordless mic.
To Alexis DeLee: as you're updating your resume for your next gig, you might want to try to patch things up with the reporters you've annoyed lately. Also, you might consider reading this book.
To Tom Craddick: next time, just go in the front door like everybody else. They'll serve practically anybody at Sullivan's. Also, you might want to read the same book.
Friday, January 2, 2009
FUBAR-Cam Update From Big Bend
It's not Cabo, but it'll do in a pinch.
Read more...