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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tom DeLay finally confesses!

He finally came clean:
"I'm insane or stupid, I can't figure out which."

Help Tom DeLay figure out which he is:
Tom DeLay is insane
Tom DeLay is stupid
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Tom DeLay's dancing: the early years

Can't you see the resemblance?

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Monday, October 5, 2009

I wonder what could have tipped off the cops?

Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters will not under any circumstances stoop to making fun of the name of the first suspect in this prostitution arrest.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Texas. It's like a whole other country.

A country, incidentally, in which the cops can take your stuff, then sell it to pay for the legal defense for taking your stuff.

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Friday, October 2, 2009

Dear Representative Warren Chisum:

I am sure you noted with interest, as I did, the report in the Dallas Morning News regarding the Dallas judge who has ruled, in the course of two gay guys trying to divorce, that the state Constitutional amendment prohibiting gay marriage is unconstitutional. Thus, the judge has ruled, this gay couple can proceed with their divorce.

While I am not your constituent, I write pleading for your help today because you have long been the keeper of the flame, so to speak.

Representative Chisum, I urge you in the strongest possible terms to stop this dangerous movement in its tracks. Any God-fearing Texan knows that the intense hatred involved in divorce should stay, as the good Lord intended, between one man and one woman. I believe, and I'm sure you agree, that to give homosexuals equal footing to hate each other alongside good Christian couples, who have grown to want each other dead, would mean the destruction of the traditional family!

Thanks in advance for your prompt legislative attention to this important matter.

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Anger management issues, Pasadena style

Well, I suppose it's a good thing they don't own a cat.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tom DeLay finally confesses!

He finally came clean:
"I'm insane or stupid, I can't figure out which."

Help Tom DeLay figure out which he is:
Tom DeLay is insane
Tom DeLay is stupid
pollcode.com free polls

Read more...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Tom DeLay's dancing: the early years

Can't you see the resemblance?

Read more...

Monday, October 5, 2009

I wonder what could have tipped off the cops?

Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters will not under any circumstances stoop to making fun of the name of the first suspect in this prostitution arrest.

Read more...

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Texas. It's like a whole other country.

A country, incidentally, in which the cops can take your stuff, then sell it to pay for the legal defense for taking your stuff.

Read more...

Friday, October 2, 2009

Dear Representative Warren Chisum:

I am sure you noted with interest, as I did, the report in the Dallas Morning News regarding the Dallas judge who has ruled, in the course of two gay guys trying to divorce, that the state Constitutional amendment prohibiting gay marriage is unconstitutional. Thus, the judge has ruled, this gay couple can proceed with their divorce.

While I am not your constituent, I write pleading for your help today because you have long been the keeper of the flame, so to speak.

Representative Chisum, I urge you in the strongest possible terms to stop this dangerous movement in its tracks. Any God-fearing Texan knows that the intense hatred involved in divorce should stay, as the good Lord intended, between one man and one woman. I believe, and I'm sure you agree, that to give homosexuals equal footing to hate each other alongside good Christian couples, who have grown to want each other dead, would mean the destruction of the traditional family!

Thanks in advance for your prompt legislative attention to this important matter.

Read more...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Anger management issues, Pasadena style

Well, I suppose it's a good thing they don't own a cat.

Read more...

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