Ok, damn it, I very clearly said “dog people.” Yet I can tell that some of you cat lovers are snooping in on this private conversation. I want you out of here. Yes, you. You too. You can all come back in a minute, but for now, hit the road, and take your “cute” little fuzzy frisbies with you.
Alright, I think the coast is clear. Now that it’s just we dog lovers, here’s the ammo we’ve all been looking for to win this little war. I hope this helps.
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How gullible are you? The chick who started the fire is clearly using the cat as a scapegoat. I can’t believe you dog lovers are so eager to perpetuate this nonsense.
Animal protection advocates would disapprove of leaving the kitty without food or shelter. Even if it is a pyromanicat.
My cat used to always start fires, usually while frying chicken….
Lush, massive denial is so sad. Really – work on that.
Of course it was a Golden….