Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters can exclusively report that Democratic gubernatorial candidate Farouk Shami has hired yet another new press secretary – none other than Dr. Seuss!
Here’s a sneak preview of the first press release the campaign reportedly intends to distribute later today:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Febrary 18, 2010
CONTACT: Dr. Seuss
Farouk Shami: he has a brain and he will reign!
Shami Shami that’s his name,
He’ll make new jobs or quit in shame.
He’ll beat that wonky guy Bill White,
and it will truly be a sight.
The voters Shami will excite,
and then the future will be bright.
Rick Perry. he is just a ham
about our folks he gives no damn.
up his ass Farouk will cram,
Because we love him, Sham he am!