The Empire Smokes Crack

Top Secret Intergalactic Communication

From: Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas

To: Supreme Chancellor Rick Perry, AKA Darth Sidious

My Lord, I fear that our plot to create a clone army has failed. Obi-Wan Kenobi has discovered our plan. I’m pretty sure he read it in the Texas Tribune.

The future of The Empire is at risk. Please advise.



3 Responses to The Empire Smokes Crack

  1. whiskeydent February 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm #

    FUB, I’m a little worried about an Aggie involved in human DNA research and cloning. Maroon carrots are one thing, but maroon people is another whole bag of tricks.

  2. Anonymous February 23, 2010 at 4:55 pm #

    Those maroon people are called oompa loompa’s.

  3. FUBAR February 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm #

    Does that mean that Perry is the “12th Oompa Loompa?”

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