Top Secret Intergalactic Communication
From: Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas
To: Supreme Chancellor Rick Perry, AKA Darth Sidious
My Lord, I fear that our plot to create a clone army has failed. Obi-Wan Kenobi has discovered our plan. I’m pretty sure he read it in the Texas Tribune.
The future of The Empire is at risk. Please advise.
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FUB, I’m a little worried about an Aggie involved in human DNA research and cloning. Maroon carrots are one thing, but maroon people is another whole bag of tricks.
Those maroon people are called oompa loompa’s.
Does that mean that Perry is the “12th Oompa Loompa?”