Clueless radio talk show caller of the day

Meet “Allan” in Euless, a caller to Scott Braddock’s radio show on KRLD in Dallas last week. He is upset that the gu’mint is going to make him buy health insurance. Sadly, it has turned him into a frothing-at-the-mouth  rabid dog.

While “Allan” was hollering at Braddock about how the gu’mint can’t make him buy anything, Allan was driving. Presumably, he was driving on a road, in a vehicle with seat belts, air bags, a padded dashboard, anti-lock braking system, and a windshield with safety glass. Allan was talking on his cell phone, which was developed utilizing components invented by NASA. Allan’s vehicle is powered by unleaded gasoline, which is much more expensive than standard leaded gasoline used to be, but the gu’mint thought it might be important for Allan to have clean air to breathe. If Allan gets in a tight spot, he will be very pleased to be able to call the gu’mint by dialing 9-11, where a very nice person will quickly dispatch a government employee, probably a police officer or firefighter, to help Allan.

But most of all, Allan is very proud that the gu’mint can’t make him buy anything. Have a nice day, Allan.



3 Responses to Clueless radio talk show caller of the day

  1. Shanerrific March 22, 2010 at 3:35 pm #

    I will not be told by ANYBODY what I will and will not purchase… after driving my insured vehicle (that I must insure by Texas law) to my job at AISD (where taxes are removed from my paycheck), while drinking my Starbucks (enough said there) and using my internet and using my blackberry after driving on I-35, 290 and parking in the AISD owned parking lot.
    This made me laugh.

  2. IanicBreeze March 23, 2010 at 3:04 pm #

    Damn gummint makes me wear trousers in public!

  3. Anonymous March 25, 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    And dammit we should be able to pee right outside in our front yard if we waoont to! ;-).

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