Meet “Allan” in Euless, a caller to Scott Braddock’s radio show on KRLD in Dallas last week. He is upset that the gu’mint is going to make him buy health insurance. Sadly, it has turned him into a frothing-at-the-mouth rabid dog.
While “Allan” was hollering at Braddock about how the gu’mint can’t make him buy anything, Allan was driving. Presumably, he was driving on a road, in a vehicle with seat belts, air bags, a padded dashboard, anti-lock braking system, and a windshield with safety glass. Allan was talking on his cell phone, which was developed utilizing components invented by NASA. Allan’s vehicle is powered by unleaded gasoline, which is much more expensive than standard leaded gasoline used to be, but the gu’mint thought it might be important for Allan to have clean air to breathe. If Allan gets in a tight spot, he will be very pleased to be able to call the gu’mint by dialing 9-11, where a very nice person will quickly dispatch a government employee, probably a police officer or firefighter, to help Allan.
But most of all, Allan is very proud that the gu’mint can’t make him buy anything. Have a nice day, Allan.