An Iranian fundamentalist cleric proclaimed last week that earthquakes are caused by women who dress inappropriately, thus inciting extramarital sex.
In a related story, over the weekend there was apparently a severe outbreak of sluts near Alice, Texas.
Immediately following the earthquake, the local chamber of commerce reported an immediate increase in tourism, and Corpus Christi traffic reporters noticed the “Girls Gone Wild” bus heading South on highway 281 at a high rate of speed.
UPDATE: now you, members of the crap-reading public, can do something about this. Participate in Boobquake.