Ground-shaking news

An Iranian fundamentalist cleric proclaimed last week that earthquakes are caused by women who dress inappropriately, thus inciting extramarital sex.

In a related story, over the weekend there was apparently a severe outbreak of sluts near Alice, Texas.

Immediately following the earthquake, the local chamber of commerce reported an immediate increase in tourism, and Corpus Christi traffic reporters noticed the “Girls Gone Wild” bus heading South on highway 281 at a high rate of speed.

UPDATE: now you, members of the crap-reading public, can do something about this. Participate in Boobquake.



3 Responses to Ground-shaking news

  1. whiskdeydent April 26, 2010 at 3:39 pm #

    FUB, I suspect the DMN headliner ain’t from around here. Otherwise, he or she might know that Alice doesn’t live in Southeast Texas anymore. In fact, it never did.

    Of course, it’s in South Texas – the Brush Country to be exact. All in all, Alice is a fine town if you’re on the way to somewhere else.

  2. FUBAR April 26, 2010 at 3:42 pm #

    W.D., I noticed that too, and thought it was odd.

  3. whiskeydent April 26, 2010 at 4:48 pm #

    I suspect this entire tale is a falicey and should be titled Alice in Punderland.

    My work is done.

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