Political TV ad of the week so far

This candidate for a school board in Florida leaves little doubt about who’s going after the dork vote.



7 Responses to Political TV ad of the week so far

  1. Rotkoff April 20, 2010 at 9:49 pm #

    holy crap. i just may have to send that dude some money.

  2. FUBAR April 20, 2010 at 9:53 pm #

    we’re scheduled to shoot video for Hector Uribe next week, and this is downright inspiring. I may have to change the whole plan!

  3. IanicBreeze April 20, 2010 at 9:58 pm #

    Did he say a new dope for Rockingham schools? I’ll bet you anything he has a cunning plan to get revenge on all the cool kids, jocks, and that girl who pantsed him during assembly!

  4. SOCOACH April 20, 2010 at 9:59 pm #

    I sense a disturbance in The Farce.

  5. Buda April 20, 2010 at 10:18 pm #

    There are so many things wrong with this ad. I don’t even know where to begin.

    1. How is it that a Jedi can pay for a campaign? Not only is campaigning to gain power against the Jedi Code, where does a Jedi come up with the cash?

    2. The Empire would never waste the destructive power of the Death Star on a mere schoolhouse.

    3. No Jedi would wear slacks and a necktie. Not only is it not acceptable Jedi attire, it does not lend itself well to the flexibility needed for lightsaber fighting. And I don’t know about you, but if he is trying to pass that outfit off as acceptable for the climate of Tatooine, he is sorely mistaken.

    This comment was posted from my mother’s basement during a potty break for the Dungeon Master.

  6. edmdem April 23, 2010 at 3:21 pm #

    This has to be candidate training 101.

  7. Mazzy's Dog April 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm #

    Everyone know that the Death Star’s superlaser did not emit the center and that it was a combination of 8 lasers not 3…. Gosh!!! DUH.

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