Dear Austin City Council:

Both the Hood County Republican Party and the Burleson Tea Party have announced a boycott of Austin, in retaliation for the City of Austin announcing its own boycott of Arizona.

Our secret plan to keep annoying people from Hood County and Burleson out of Austin is working perfectly. Keep up the good work.

PS: is there any way you can see your way clear to getting the entire state of Oklahoma to boycott Austin too?

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6 Responses to Dear Austin City Council:

  1. LakeSide Slacker May 18, 2010 at 10:29 pm #

    SO this will keep those annoying R’s out of Austin, even during session. I never realized the cleverosity that Mike had going.
    LS

  2. TXNomad May 18, 2010 at 10:42 pm #

    Ha! Sweet! All this time trying to keep annoying, crazy, right-wing zealots away from my home and now they’re doing it voluntarily! I couldn’t have gotten a better present. Thanks guys!

  3. Anonymous May 18, 2010 at 11:54 pm #

    What a great reason to stay out of Hood County! Surely my late parents would understand why I won’t be dropping by the cemetary anytime soon.

  4. FUBAR May 19, 2010 at 2:23 am #

    Anonymous: don’t call me “Shirley.”

  5. whiskeydent May 19, 2010 at 8:26 pm #

    I say we take dead aim at Cut’n Shoot next. We gotta think big.

  6. Shelley May 20, 2010 at 6:55 pm #

    I really like the picture of the coathanger below. In the period of my interest, people were very aware of what “the basics” were. Now it seems like the ground floor has disappeared at the same time that the skyscraper keeps growing more and more penthouse levels, all with $700 clothes racks….

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