Florida lawmakers formed an ad hawk committee to study the issue. They all said they loved the legislation deerly, but apparently after hogging the limelight, they were lion. They were afraid crabby voters unclear on the porpoise would have a cow, so they ducked the issue. The bill sponsor, reportedly an ass, got out-foxed, and now legislators feel sheepish and look like chickens. They’re probably a bunch of cheetahs.
Here’s the story, right from the horse’s mouth.
I hope ewe bear no eel will for this, although you otter.
You’re an animal!
You are so baaaaaaaaad!
Something stinks in Tallahasee, I can’t believe they got skunked on this bill. It really bugs me that they can’t bring righteousness to bear and outlaw porking animals! Sorry…