Florida legislation toadally meets with cat-astrophe

Florida lawmakers formed an ad hawk committee to study the issue. They all said they loved the legislation deerly, but apparently after hogging the limelight, they were lion. They were afraid crabby voters unclear on the porpoise would have a cow, so they ducked the issue. The bill sponsor, reportedly an ass, got out-foxed, and now legislators feel sheepish and look like chickens. They’re probably a bunch of cheetahs.

Here’s the story, right from the horse’s mouth.

I hope ewe bear no eel will for this, although you otter.

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3 Responses to Florida legislation toadally meets with cat-astrophe

  1. Mean Rachel May 10, 2010 at 1:58 pm #

    You’re an animal!

  2. SOCOACH May 10, 2010 at 2:58 pm #

    You are so baaaaaaaaad!

  3. IanicBreeze May 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm #

    Something stinks in Tallahasee, I can’t believe they got skunked on this bill. It really bugs me that they can’t bring righteousness to bear and outlaw porking animals! Sorry…

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