Testing the truth test

Gardner Selby is practically the same guy as Al Franken, just with a fraction of the good looks and humor, and twice the made-up vocabulary.

The bandwidth on the Statesman website occupied by PolitiFact Texas would be better used for slideshows of readers’ cat photos.

PolitiFact Texas is the end-all, be-all final arbiter of all political truth in Texas, and certainly not merely the opinion of a few random people.

Efforts to re-name “PolitiFact Texas” to “Gotcha, Mo-fo!” were thwarted by Cox Newspapers middle management.

PolitiFact Texas interviewed God and confirmed that Rick Perry was right about the oil spill.

Harvey Kronberg’s Quorum Report recently started linking to PolitiFact Texas – a strong indication that Kronberg has lost his rabbit-ass mind.

Long-time readers of this blog who have wondered when FUBAR would get in big trouble are thinking that today’s the day.



4 Responses to Testing the truth test

  1. Glenn May 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm #

    I’d be worried about a libel suit from Al Franken.

  2. FUBAR May 25, 2010 at 10:49 pm #

    now that’s a detail I hadn’t considered. Drats.

  3. Alyssa Burgin May 30, 2010 at 2:07 am #

    Bring on the cats!

  4. Susan March 10, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    Oh hell, I’d worry more about a lawsuit from readers’ cats.

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