The bum’s Rush

Rush Limbaugh, who is a qualified expert on the subject because he owns a beach house and you don’t, has a message for you tree hugging bug loving hippie freak commie pinkos who somehow got it into your silly little heads that oil spills are bad.

He says the oil spill is good news, mainly because people will stop going to the beach he has a house on, and because the sea turtles are smart enough to go lay their eggs on another beach.

But he’s still blaming Obama for it. So yeah, crisis averted – so we’re cool right?



5 Responses to The bum’s Rush

  1. Bob Young May 7, 2010 at 1:57 pm #

    So all those beached whale reports were just Limbaugh sightings?

  2. Anonymous May 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm #

    The beach will fix itself.

  3. FUBAR May 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm #

    Anonymous (if that is indeed your real name): absolutely, of course the beach will fix itself. Just like in Alaska, where despite the fact that billions were spent to fix the damage after that oil spill, the effects still linger years later:

  4. Jack J. Newman May 12, 2010 at 5:55 pm #

    FUBAR (if that is indeed your real name), of course ANON is real, I’ve been reading his stuff for years. But it’s only now that I have managed to ID this expert on so many subjects, and of course it is and had always been our own Rust Limburg, the Great Oxydized Stinky Cheese of American Hate Radio. I think his oxycontin was a little low in that last post, however, because even though an openly ignorant and idiotic and brainless statement, it was done in only five words. Ol’ Rust can’t get his pie-hole closed in less than 900 standard American sleezy and insulting smears once he lights that nasty thing off. Part of the problem is that he has apparently tied half his brain behind his back, which leaves him exactly zero left, which is why he can believe this to be a good idea. So please leave this son-of-a-beach alone with his vacant blurts or you may find the ADA in your rear-view mirror.

  5. FUBAR May 12, 2010 at 6:00 pm #

    FUBAR isn’t my real name. But it’s my real acronym.

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