Vote for me or I’ll shoot your ass

You gotta hand it to this clown – he crams more Republican-esque stuff into a TV ad than I could have imagined.



5 Responses to Vote for me or I’ll shoot your ass

  1. Rotkoff May 17, 2010 at 2:44 pm #

    I am speechless. I mean good god, that blew my mind. In a 60 second spot I counted at least the following:
    – I’m a cop!
    – I’m a businessman!
    – I’m a MARINE!
    – Vietnam!
    – Thugs and criminal are BAD.
    – illegal immigrants are bussed in by the thousands
    – a close-up of a horse
    – gratuitous rifle
    – My opponent takes illegal contributions!
    – Facebook!
    – whining that his yard signs were stolen
    – calling his opponent’s supporters “dummies”

  2. whiskeydent May 17, 2010 at 6:08 pm #

    I could not disagree with this spot more, but I freaking love it. In a world of panty-waist posturing and fake anger, I believe that guy is who he says he is — an angry redneck.

    Of course, he’s probably a toe-tappin’, pee-pee touchin’, gay-prostitute-hirin’ freak show.

  3. Anonymous May 17, 2010 at 7:27 pm #

    Is that the music from Blazing Saddles?

  4. whiskeydent May 17, 2010 at 8:08 pm #

    “Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.”

  5. Anonymous May 19, 2010 at 2:11 am #

    I believe him 95%. The high waist jeans, non-Cowboy walk at the end, and embroidery on the back of his “work shirt” seem more than a little disingenuous. Does this remind anyone else of the Will Ferrell GWB skit??

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