You gotta hand it to this clown – he crams more Republican-esque stuff into a TV ad than I could have imagined.
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I am speechless. I mean good god, that blew my mind. In a 60 second spot I counted at least the following:
– I’m a cop!
– I’m a businessman!
– I’m a MARINE!
– Vietnam!
– Thugs and criminal are BAD.
– illegal immigrants are bussed in by the thousands
– a close-up of a horse
– gratuitous rifle
– My opponent takes illegal contributions!
– Facebook!
– whining that his yard signs were stolen
– calling his opponent’s supporters “dummies”
I could not disagree with this spot more, but I freaking love it. In a world of panty-waist posturing and fake anger, I believe that guy is who he says he is — an angry redneck.
Of course, he’s probably a toe-tappin’, pee-pee touchin’, gay-prostitute-hirin’ freak show.
Is that the music from Blazing Saddles?
“Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.”
I believe him 95%. The high waist jeans, non-Cowboy walk at the end, and embroidery on the back of his “work shirt” seem more than a little disingenuous. Does this remind anyone else of the Will Ferrell GWB skit??