BP names responsible party in spill

In the background of the daily headlines regarding the Gulf oil spill, debate is raging among legal circles regarding who is ultimately responsible for the spill.

Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Midland/Odessa Field Office, has obtained an official BP report at an undisclosed BP facility, definitively assigning responsibility for the spill.

Gosh, nobody’s more surprised about this than I am, but heaven knows BP wouldn’t lie. If I were you I’d get on down to the beach and start helping with the clean-up, ’cause it turns out you’re on the hook.



One Response to BP names responsible party in spill

  1. whiskeydent June 9, 2010 at 4:29 pm #

    FUB, you’re so right about this. If those lazy idiots in Louisiana had just built theyselves a giant oil-sucking vaccum cleaner, they wouldn’t be facing this problem. And why didn’t they build a mega-birdbath for all the pelicans that are too stupid to get out of the oil?

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