You know how your clients always think you really accomplished something for ‘em when you go around the Capitol and hand out stuff? And who can blame ‘em – I know a lot of Capitol employees really appreciate the little stress balls, pens, hats, and other little trinkets that are commonly passed around. It’s all in good fun.
But…seriously…don’t do this.
And while there is plenty more that could be said about that story (starting with where that guy was from), I think I’ll just leave it to you to flesh out in the comments section. You can thank me later.