As Democrat Bill White, Libertarian Kathie Glass, and Greenie-weenie Deb Shafto each accept their invitation to debate, Rick Perry still refuses to face his opponents.
Note to debate organizers: I suggest that you add a projector screen to the stage set-up, call on Rick Perry to make his opening statement, then play this scene from “Blazing Saddles.” It’s close enough.
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Where are all the white women?
While the debate is going on, here’s what Dom, er, make that Rick, will be up to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTqSp6r1QP8