Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters, Research and Development Division, has been working feverishly toward the next step in 21st century cutting edge blog technology, and we have every expectation that soon, we will be rolling out the latest new feature to enhance the blog-reading pleasure of you, the crap-reading public.
And by that of course I mean scratch-and-sniff blogging.
But we still have a couple of technical issues yet to work through, so until then, here’s the next best thing: scratch-and-sniff political mail.
Well FUB, as you might guess, I have considered this technique for our Republican friends. However, I fear the aroma of a**holes could, as it were, backfire.