Glenn Beck to kiddie porn: I’m just not that into you.

Not that anybody asked, but Glenn Beck abruptly announced on his radio show the other day that he is not into child pornography.

Well ok then, ain’t his mamma proud?

Since Mr. Beck has apparently decided it’s time to announce without provocation what people are not into, I thought I’d better jump on this bandwagon too.

– I’m not into bandwagons.

– I’m not into sheep. And if that sheep over there says a thing, she’s a damn liar.

– I’m not into mega-church ministers who are suddenly discovered to be gay, unless they out themselves in which case they’re way cool. Attention, members of Six Flags Over Jesus: your minister is a man of conscience.

Ok, that’s three things I’m not into. I guess that’s enough for today.

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4 Responses to Glenn Beck to kiddie porn: I’m just not that into you.

  1. Rotkoff November 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    Sounds like a man with something to prove…

  2. whiskeydent November 16, 2010 at 8:39 pm #

    If he floats, he’s a pedophile.

  3. Brian Shields November 17, 2010 at 5:16 pm #

    My favorite line, “I know how easy it is to set people up.” Maybe that’s because you’ve been doing it for years, Mr. Dude Heavy

  4. Anonymous November 17, 2010 at 10:49 pm #

    He’s certifiable. He’s says every fifth sentence, “get down on your knees”, Get down on your knees ” What is he asking for? It’s terifying to think any children are around him. His Freudian slip is classic in a man telling so many lies, he can’t keep up with them.

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