Dear People of Austin:
I can’t complain – you’ve done your part. It’s impossible to criticize you, especially when it’s clear that you’ve given it your all.
There’s no better example of that than the post immediately below this one, in which you’re trying your very best to name Austin’s solid waste department something that befits Austin’s proud heritage of eccentricity.
But, dearest People of Austin, I don’t think there’s any way to sugar-coat this, so I’m just going to be blunt: when it comes to naming stuff, compared to Fort Wayne, Indiana, you people are totally sucking hind tit.