I spotted this sign a few days ago, posted on the door of the walk-in cooler of an Austin bar.
There can only be one kind of mishap responsible for this new policy, so I certainly hope no bartenders were injured in the making of my beer. But feel free to embellish your own “based on a true story” mini-novel leading to the posting of this sign in the comments section.
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Why am I not surprised?