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Oh.
My.
Lord.
I will no longer complain about my last name. Not ever.
Having that name must stink.
Oh wow! I’ve been misspelling it all this time. I thought it was Dumphart.
It’s hard to make out the dates on Jose’s(?) side of the monument, but at least Maria seems to have come from hardy stock.
I think I’ve met their entire family, including cousins..