Yes, I realize that your hopes and dreams of some day becoming a U.S. Senator from Texas may be over. Perhaps that’s why you allowed your domain name to expire.
Then again, perhaps you should have thought that through just another moment or two.
[h/t: MeanRachel]
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I keep hoping people in Texas forget his name anyway. When was the last time he won an election???
Surely the last line of the previous comment should read:
When was the last time he had an erection???
Re-Erect Sharp! Re-Erect Sharp! Re-Erect Sharp!