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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Leo Berman: a man who has documented nothing so far

After President Obama's certificate of live birth was made available, Texas State Representative Leo Berman was unconvinced that The President was actually born in the U.S. He demanded proof.

Now that President Obama's long form birth certificate has been produced, Representative Berman reportedly remains unconvinced, doubting the accuracy of the official document, and explaining that more proof is necessary.

Fair enough. But The President has already provided just about as much proof as exists that shows that he was born in the U.S.

Meanwhile, Representative Berman has provided absolutely no proof whatsoever of many, many things.

We here at Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters choose to begin by demanding proof that he doesn't dream of young boys while napping on the floor of the Texas House.


6 comments:

Anonymous April 29, 2011 8:14 AM  

I'd also like him to produce a brain, along with documentation proving that it's his, a piece of the True Cross, Judge Crater, the apple that fell on Newton's head, a boxed set of each variety of quark, a high school completion certificate in Urdu, and Ambrose Bierce's left foot.

whiskeydent April 29, 2011 9:28 AM  

Should anyone be surprised that a Brooklyn-born Jewish fundamentalist Christian East Texas State Representative has some identity issues?

Anonymous April 29, 2011 10:51 AM  

He has documents proving he served his country as a police officer, 22 years in the U.S. Army, 6 years on the Arlington city council, 12 years and 7 terms in the Texas House, and many other diplomas and awards. Although he is sleeping in his chair, note the chairs around him are empty. Most don't realize legislators are often in session through the night. By the way, he adores his wife.

FUBAR April 29, 2011 10:52 AM  

Welcome to the blog, Mr. Berman!

FUBAR April 29, 2011 10:54 AM  

PS: would you mind producing your wife's birth certificate? Thanks in advance.

Anonymous April 29, 2011 11:53 AM  

He was born in New York City!! Prove it!

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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Leo Berman: a man who has documented nothing so far

After President Obama's certificate of live birth was made available, Texas State Representative Leo Berman was unconvinced that The President was actually born in the U.S. He demanded proof.

Now that President Obama's long form birth certificate has been produced, Representative Berman reportedly remains unconvinced, doubting the accuracy of the official document, and explaining that more proof is necessary.

Fair enough. But The President has already provided just about as much proof as exists that shows that he was born in the U.S.

Meanwhile, Representative Berman has provided absolutely no proof whatsoever of many, many things.

We here at Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters choose to begin by demanding proof that he doesn't dream of young boys while napping on the floor of the Texas House.


6 comments so far:

Anonymous April 29, 2011 8:14 AM  

I'd also like him to produce a brain, along with documentation proving that it's his, a piece of the True Cross, Judge Crater, the apple that fell on Newton's head, a boxed set of each variety of quark, a high school completion certificate in Urdu, and Ambrose Bierce's left foot.

whiskeydent April 29, 2011 9:28 AM  

Should anyone be surprised that a Brooklyn-born Jewish fundamentalist Christian East Texas State Representative has some identity issues?

Anonymous April 29, 2011 10:51 AM  

He has documents proving he served his country as a police officer, 22 years in the U.S. Army, 6 years on the Arlington city council, 12 years and 7 terms in the Texas House, and many other diplomas and awards. Although he is sleeping in his chair, note the chairs around him are empty. Most don't realize legislators are often in session through the night. By the way, he adores his wife.

FUBAR April 29, 2011 10:52 AM  

Welcome to the blog, Mr. Berman!

FUBAR April 29, 2011 10:54 AM  

PS: would you mind producing your wife's birth certificate? Thanks in advance.

Anonymous April 29, 2011 11:53 AM  

He was born in New York City!! Prove it!

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