Congressman Pete Sessions: standing tall for traditional family values

Actually, screw that – he and his wife are splitting up.

He may have another problem: in the event he becomes the latest Republican to be caught up in a scandal and needs to make a quick exit, who is he going to claim to be resigning to spend more time with?

Perhaps this had something to do with that little strip club oopsie. In any event, we here at Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters wish soon-to-be-former Mrs. Sessions a hearty congratulations on her early parole.



5 Responses to Congressman Pete Sessions: standing tall for traditional family values

  1. Anonymous July 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    You really should post the the post-dye job photo of the good Congressman. It looks like someone dropped a bucket of iodine on his head.

  2. Anonymous July 18, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

    Who can forget the time Pete Sessions and his campaign manager were stopped by a cop on Northwest Hwy in Dallas, pulling up his opponents signs, the back of his pickup truck full of them?

    Or the time someone put one anti-Sessions sign at the polling place he voted at and Sessions complained about dirty tricks in the race against Martin Frost?

    I’m hoping that Juanita Sessions brings out all the dirt in public and the nasty details come out. Pete Sessions is a very bad man. For his wife to leave him with their handicapped child, he must have pulled an Arnold and banged the maid…

  3. Anonymous July 18, 2011 at 8:54 pm #

    What do you have against maids to wish that on one?

  4. Anonymous July 18, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    these goody-two-shoe, holier-then thou dog turds just keeping sinking under the weight of their remarkable hypocrisy..

  5. Anonymous September 28, 2011 at 7:29 am #

    Please vote “Independent Jeremy Piles” he is running against Sessions…..with very little money….great 28 year old kid is a former student of mine at University of North Texas….spread the word

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