Oh, hi there America – I wasn’t expecting you, or I would have cleaned up prettier. I assume you stopped by because you googled around, wanting to find out more about Rick Perry, now that he’s
inflicting himself on the other 49 states running for President?
Say no more. We here at Letters From Texas Worldwide Headquarters love company. So come on in (wipe your feet, damn it!), make yourself comfy, grab some popcorn, and watch the show.
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[Video h/t: Sandie’sPAC]