Perry versus Bachmann

It’s Iowa. It’s summer. The election is heating up. That must mean it’s time for Republicans to out-do each other in the corn dog department.

So vote in the comments section – who’s doing it right?

Bachmann’s corndog
Perry’s corndog

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13 Responses to Perry versus Bachmann

  1. Anonymous August 15, 2011 at 10:24 pm #

    Corndogs must be slathered with mustard so that you get the shivers when you bite into it. Otherwise, a corndog just looks like a …

  2. Mean Rachel August 15, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    Looking at these photos, I have to agree with Perry. He clearly has more experience.

  3. Mule Breath August 15, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    Right? Wrong?

    Who cares? They both suck!

    Just never expected to see it on Tee Vee.

  4. Citizen Andy August 15, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    Perry. He knows how to “pander” better.

  5. KatyDid August 16, 2011 at 2:51 am #

    Wow. I think that violates ALL of Leviticus.

    I’d sort of like to know how big the corndogs were to begin with…
    Because if they were the same length, then Rick is pretty impressive.

  6. Anonymous August 16, 2011 at 3:22 am #

    But they are missing the best picture of all-Bachmann’s obviously gay husband!

  7. lalo alcaraz August 16, 2011 at 5:23 am #

    They both are smoking the polls

  8. Elmo August 16, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    It’s hard to say which one is doing it better because they’re doing different things. Ms B is using the “tip” technique while Mr P is practicing to replace Linda Lovelace.

  9. Helene August 16, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    this is greatness.

    Do Dallas Cheap

  10. Anonymous August 16, 2011 at 2:47 pm #

    OMD!

    Oh
    My
    Dog!

    That takes the prize.

  11. Anonymous August 17, 2011 at 8:20 pm #

    you can clearly see bachman’s teeth are going to get in the way…

  12. Anonymous August 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    “I won’t even eat vegetables over two inches long.” ~ Ned Flanders, The Simpsons

  13. Anonymous August 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    looks like flies to me, they just eat sh*t and bother people, looks like what they’re doing alright, don’t cha think Zeb? how bout you Zeke?

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