Headline of the day so far

Amazingly, this incident did not occur in East Texas.

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  1. Susan September 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm #

    Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or “half-stupid.”

    We don’t need no stinkin’ moose. We have the Lege for that purpose in Texas.

  2. Lee September 9, 2011 at 3:56 pm #

    If it had been in East Texas, the moose would have been “full-stupid,” not half.

  3. whiskeydent September 9, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

    This is raises an important question: What would happen to a moose that wandered into East Texas?

    A) Somebody would shoot it.
    B) Somebody would screw it.
    C) Somebody would announce that they see an image of the little baby Jesus woven into its fur.
    D) All of the above.

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