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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Most creative police report of the day so far

Also, it's the least inquisitive journalist of the day so far.




9 comments:

KatyDid November 30, 2011 8:24 AM  

Sounds like he might have hit a doorknob on his way off the curb.

Johnt November 30, 2011 10:00 AM  

I would say a smart and savvy journalist

Dotty November 30, 2011 12:23 PM  

I wonder if the curb sustained any injuries.

angela November 30, 2011 3:04 PM  

That's some curb . . . . .

Anonymous November 30, 2011 6:25 PM  

The other three marines suffered bruised knuckles from helping him up after he tripped.
-WTH

Anonymous November 30, 2011 10:31 PM  

that's one of the funniest news stories i've read in a long, long, very long time.

Jim Cullen November 30, 2011 11:38 PM  

Stepping off a curb can be dangerous.

Henrietta December 1, 2011 7:59 PM  

It is a great story and has been around for a while

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Harold Cook December 1, 2011 8:53 PM  

Henrietta - **sigh** I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I'll say it again: please do not let accuracy get in the way of a good harmless bar story. Posts like this are for pure entertainment purposes, and always were. The accuracy police should frequent other blogs when it comes to meaningless entertainment like this. Please don't spoil the fun for others. Thanks in advance.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Most creative police report of the day so far

Also, it's the least inquisitive journalist of the day so far.




9 comments so far:

KatyDid November 30, 2011 8:24 AM  

Sounds like he might have hit a doorknob on his way off the curb.

Johnt November 30, 2011 10:00 AM  

I would say a smart and savvy journalist

Dotty November 30, 2011 12:23 PM  

I wonder if the curb sustained any injuries.

angela November 30, 2011 3:04 PM  

That's some curb . . . . .

Anonymous November 30, 2011 6:25 PM  

The other three marines suffered bruised knuckles from helping him up after he tripped.
-WTH

Anonymous November 30, 2011 10:31 PM  

that's one of the funniest news stories i've read in a long, long, very long time.

Jim Cullen November 30, 2011 11:38 PM  

Stepping off a curb can be dangerous.

Henrietta December 1, 2011 7:59 PM  

It is a great story and has been around for a while

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

Harold Cook December 1, 2011 8:53 PM  

Henrietta - **sigh** I don't know how many times I have to say this, but I'll say it again: please do not let accuracy get in the way of a good harmless bar story. Posts like this are for pure entertainment purposes, and always were. The accuracy police should frequent other blogs when it comes to meaningless entertainment like this. Please don't spoil the fun for others. Thanks in advance.

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