Most creative police report of the day so far

Also, it’s the least inquisitive journalist of the day so far.

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9 Responses to Most creative police report of the day so far

  1. KatyDid November 30, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    Sounds like he might have hit a doorknob on his way off the curb.

  2. Johnt November 30, 2011 at 4:00 pm #

    I would say a smart and savvy journalist

  3. Dotty November 30, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    I wonder if the curb sustained any injuries.

  4. angela November 30, 2011 at 9:04 pm #

    That’s some curb . . . . .

  5. Anonymous December 1, 2011 at 12:25 am #

    The other three marines suffered bruised knuckles from helping him up after he tripped.
    -WTH

  6. Anonymous December 1, 2011 at 4:31 am #

    that’s one of the funniest news stories i’ve read in a long, long, very long time.

  7. Jim Cullen December 1, 2011 at 5:38 am #

    Stepping off a curb can be dangerous.

  8. Henrietta December 2, 2011 at 1:59 am #

    It is a great story and has been around for a while

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

  9. Harold Cook December 2, 2011 at 2:53 am #

    Henrietta – **sigh** I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but I’ll say it again: please do not let accuracy get in the way of a good harmless bar story. Posts like this are for pure entertainment purposes, and always were. The accuracy police should frequent other blogs when it comes to meaningless entertainment like this. Please don’t spoil the fun for others. Thanks in advance.

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