Also, it’s the least inquisitive journalist of the day so far.
Most creative police report of the day so far
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Sounds like he might have hit a doorknob on his way off the curb.
I would say a smart and savvy journalist
I wonder if the curb sustained any injuries.
That’s some curb . . . . .
The other three marines suffered bruised knuckles from helping him up after he tripped.
-WTH
that’s one of the funniest news stories i’ve read in a long, long, very long time.
Stepping off a curb can be dangerous.
It is a great story and has been around for a while
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
Henrietta – **sigh** I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but I’ll say it again: please do not let accuracy get in the way of a good harmless bar story. Posts like this are for pure entertainment purposes, and always were. The accuracy police should frequent other blogs when it comes to meaningless entertainment like this. Please don’t spoil the fun for others. Thanks in advance.