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In case you missed it...
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Congressional candidate of the day
Meet Jim Riley, a candidate for the 11th Congressional seat in Texas. Of course we have no idea what the 11th Congressional seat in Texas will be, because there's a redistricting between now and then, but Mr. Riley claims he's in.
Riley might otherwise be un-notable as a candidate at this point in the election calendar, except that he has the most wildly entertaining and steamy biography ever posted on his website. His political biography isn't political. Instead, it's a biography of his entire life. Featuring the girls in his life. Starting from grade school forward.
Here's just one highlight:
She stripped down to her bra and panties. I stripped down to my tee shirt and briefs. We pulled the comforter off one of the beds, folded it, and ended-up in each-other’s arms, sharing an incredible embrace and an erotic kiss. We moved towards the bed, surely there could have been no more fitting a temple to Eros, the ancient Roman god of love. Then, Gina pulled away slightly...she looked up at me and said: ‘No, no, no, no...’ ‘No, no, no, no’; I asked sadly. ‘No, no, no, no’; she repeated with a knowing smile, she pointed at the other bed and told me: ‘You sleep there, I sleep here.’
Unfortunately for Riley, he didn't seem to have the happy ending with Gina he was hoping for. However, elsewhere in his bio, I wondered about "Olivia;" he was interestingly vague on the details on that front, but she had to have some reason for doing all his lab work for him in high school. Here's hoping his political fortunes fare better than his experience with Gina - I just love it when regular folks get involved.
(h/t to Mean Rachel, who come to think of it, also found another interesting candidate last year - Krystal Ball. Maybe I should get my own "wacky candidate" google alert?) Read more...
Friday, April 1, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Congressional candidate of the day
Meet Jim Riley, a candidate for the 11th Congressional seat in Texas. Of course we have no idea what the 11th Congressional seat in Texas will be, because there's a redistricting between now and then, but Mr. Riley claims he's in.
Riley might otherwise be un-notable as a candidate at this point in the election calendar, except that he has the most wildly entertaining and steamy biography ever posted on his website. His political biography isn't political. Instead, it's a biography of his entire life. Featuring the girls in his life. Starting from grade school forward.
Here's just one highlight:
She stripped down to her bra and panties. I stripped down to my tee shirt and briefs. We pulled the comforter off one of the beds, folded it, and ended-up in each-other’s arms, sharing an incredible embrace and an erotic kiss. We moved towards the bed, surely there could have been no more fitting a temple to Eros, the ancient Roman god of love. Then, Gina pulled away slightly...she looked up at me and said: ‘No, no, no, no...’ ‘No, no, no, no’; I asked sadly. ‘No, no, no, no’; she repeated with a knowing smile, she pointed at the other bed and told me: ‘You sleep there, I sleep here.’
Unfortunately for Riley, he didn't seem to have the happy ending with Gina he was hoping for. However, elsewhere in his bio, I wondered about "Olivia;" he was interestingly vague on the details on that front, but she had to have some reason for doing all his lab work for him in high school. Here's hoping his political fortunes fare better than his experience with Gina - I just love it when regular folks get involved.
(h/t to Mean Rachel, who come to think of it, also found another interesting candidate last year - Krystal Ball. Maybe I should get my own "wacky candidate" google alert?) Read more...