She may be comforted by this important scientific advancement.
Just in time for Michelle Bachmann’s withdrawal from the race…
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Written by Harold Cook, Letters From Texas is a humorous look at politics and current events, as seen through the eyes of a progressive Texan in a bad mood.
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Obviously, it’s my duty to respond. Here are the possibles:
1. You dirty rats.
2. Buzzless booze? The researchers must be Aggies.
3. If you take away my hangover, how will I know if I had a good time last night?
4. If everyone takes this stuff, how are ugly people gonna get laid?