What Senator John Cornyn told Attorney General Eric Holder, because news media were present:
What John Cornyn would have told Eric Holder, if reporters hadn’t been there:
What Senator John Cornyn told Attorney General Eric Holder, because news media were present:
What John Cornyn would have told Eric Holder, if reporters hadn’t been there:
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Rule #1 of Politics: Don’t piss off those who can call a grand jury.
Oooh, you go give dem libruls hell, Johnny.
It is my sincere wish that the Plain People of Texas will one day replace John Cornyn with a senator who will represent the interests of the Plain People of the State of Texas.
John Cornyn is Mitch McConnell’s bat boy.