I hope the authorities get to the bottom of this. Otherwise this woman may become the butt of many jokes.
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You missed the most astounding piece of news: “Now officials say this may have been done on purpose.”
Which raises an interesting question: Why would a woman glue herself to a toilet seat?
When I read that I actually wondered why they bothered to put it in the story…as if somebody would accidentally spread superglue to a toilet seat? Of course it was done on purpose. The real question is, by whom?
Suiglue!