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It would totally be worth the trip through the McDonald’s drive-thru…

By on May 1, 2013 in Goofballs, Somebody didn't think this through

…just to tell ‘em you want McCrap.

 

 

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And they said Republicans are supposed to be for economic development.

By on March 21, 2013 in Fun Stuff, Goofballs

Remember when I recently urged Sugar Land, Texas, to take seriously the offer of a website to change their name?

Too bad you people didn’t take me seriously. Now some place in  Georgia gets to have all the fun.

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Think Texas politics is interesting?

By on March 13, 2013 in Goofballs

Me too, but Japan is quickly catching up.

 

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Capitol staff: have lobbyists delivered a stress ball to your office yet?

By on February 21, 2013 in Fun Stuff, Goofballs

Because apparently they don’t work.

 

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Dear Sugar Land, Texas:

By on February 19, 2013 in Fun Stuff, Goofballs

Take the money. Seriously.

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Sacramento radio stations continue to celebrate Rick Perry-related windfall

By on February 12, 2013 in Goofballs, Rick Perry

Funny thing about that dust-up between Texas Governor Rick Perry – who famously arranged for a tiny radio buy inviting California businesses to move to Texas – and California Governor Jerry Brown, who called Perry’s efforts “barely a fart.”

Turns out they’ll let just about anybody put up a radio buy in Sacramento. The Lone Star Project did so this morning – warning Californians about Rick Perry’s snake oil salesmanship. Listen up:

I guess Rick Perry really can create an economic windfall – for California radio stations.

Read more on this from the Lone Star Project.

 

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Here’s a side of George W. Bush you’ve never seen before

By on February 8, 2013 in Bush, Goofballs

…and one which you’ll never, ever, want to see again.

 

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Politicians.

By on February 7, 2013 in Goofballs

Some of ‘em do the darnest things.

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Another misguided CPRIT-funded research project?

By on February 6, 2013 in Goofballs

Probably not, but it sounds about right.

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You know how conservatives always complain about people not saying the Pledge of Allegiance?

By on February 5, 2013 in Conservatives, Goofballs

Yeah, well, that’s before they saw this one coming.

 

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Meanwhile, in Corpus Christi…

By on January 28, 2013 in Goofballs

It turns out you can’t hardly find a good hummer anymore.

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The violence must stop

By on January 28, 2013 in Goofballs

It’s time for an assault olive jar ban.

 

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The Dallas Cowboys.

By on January 4, 2013 in Goofballs

People have strong feelings.

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It’s all fun and games, until…

By on December 6, 2012 in Goofballs

…some random secessionists go beyond their usual loudmouthed squawking and instead organize a political action committee, start raising money, legally change their middle names, and begin seriously screwing around with Texas politics.

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Married couples don’t always have to agree on politics…

By on November 14, 2012 in Goofballs

…but it helps.

 

[h/t Ellen Sweets]

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