tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53413372731129348.post1179539092330501541..comments2009-04-19T09:44:33.202-05:00Harold Cookhttps://profiles.google.com/111162169078146665532noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53413372731129348.post-71265740226329018532009-04-19T09:44:00.000-05:002009-04-19T09:44:00.000-05:00OK, I'll just link it on Newsvine instead... :)njbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14233983800368815485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53413372731129348.post-33276740267376533732009-04-19T07:07:00.000-05:002009-04-19T07:07:00.000-05:00NJB - thanks for the compliment. But you can absolutely NOT share this blog with your friends. This is a secret blog. In fact, everything on the interwebz should be considered highly confidential. How did this top secret URL come into your possession anyway? I consider this a National security threat. This is very upsetting indeed.FUBARhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03010954178860545794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53413372731129348.post-59749027633288036292009-04-19T03:05:00.000-05:002009-04-19T03:05:00.000-05:00LOL, Love the blog! Mind if I forward to my friends in D.C.?njbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14233983800368815485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53413372731129348.post-42236198092315768962009-04-18T12:57:00.000-05:002009-04-18T12:57:00.000-05:00And, after you have returned from your driving vacation to Wackadoodleonia, you can expect to receive a bill for all the stealth toll roads you used here. Most other places with toll roads have little booths on the roads where you pay your toll, but that would require employees and we all know what a pain the butt those are. <br /><br />You will be well advised to pay your toll bill promptly, including all convenience charges, such as the "billing fee," the "payment fee," and the "we need even more from you, sucker fee."<br /><br />Of course, paying the toll bill will not be the end of the matter. Some weeks later you will receive the bill again, this time including a "late fee" especially if you were acting like some kind of smary pants and paid the first one right away. This late fee and associated other charges on this second bill must be taken very seriously. Failure to pay it will result in SWAT teams visiting your home, no matter where you live. First, they will take your automobile and if that is not sufficient to pay the late fee (plus interest, based on the national inflation rate of Zimbabwe, compounded hourly), you will be forced to surrender your first born.<br /><br />Understand we need to charge these tolls to pay the Spanish Overlords who own our roads and enable us to refuse those nasty socialist federal stimulus dollars. <br /><br />Don't say we didn't warn you.Big Unclehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13593587938808313790noreply@blogger.com