Great Band Name Update

Back despite popular demand, Letters from Texas Galactic Headquarters has searched high and low for the great band names of earth. And while we’re not very good at high, we excel at low.

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Family values, East Texas Edition

It just warms my heart when I see families spending quality time together.

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Attention Democratic National Convention delegates from sweltering Southern states:

The high temperature in Denver yesterday, recorded at the airport, was 58 degrees. You did not read that wrong. Now that is change we can believe in.

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Weekly Poll Wrap-Up

Last week’s poll question was “you’re on an airplane that loses cabin pressure. The oxygen masks drop, but they’re one mask short. Who would lose the quick passenger election and be voted off the planet?” Ralph Nader, for once in his life winning an election, was the dubious winner of this one, with 48%. Coming READ MORE…

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The Spy Who Fed Me

I remember when I was a little kid, I watched the normal TV shows little kids watched during my little kid era. But, for some reason I also regularly watched two cooking shows: The Galloping Gourmet starring Graham Kerr, and Julia Child’s show, The French Chef. Graham Kerr’s trademark was that he cooked everything with READ MORE…

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An imposter!

I don’t wear dorky glasses, and haven’t since the 5th grade. I don’t live in Georgia, especially not in Union County, which is dry. I would never run for public office, I’m not eligible for senior citizen discounts, and I was never in the United State Air Force. I would especially never refer to myself READ MORE…

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Chambers of Commerce running amuck

I guess if Marfa can turn a couple of flashlights into a major tourist attraction, Cuero is entitled to try and turn a hairless deformed coyote into…um…something similar to a hairless deformed coyote. The video of the hairless deformed coyote is here.

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Dear Astros fans:

Some of you might not have thought much about former Astros closer Brad Lidge since he was traded away. You’ll be happy to know that, while he’s living under an assumed name in Chicago, he seems to be doing just fine. (I’ve needed to get that off my chest for a while now. I didn’t READ MORE…

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Olympic highlights for far

Letters from Texas Worldwide Headquarters has been keeping an eye on the Olympics, so you, the Olympics-hating public, don’t have to. Highlights so far include: – the team from Austria got really confused and mistakenly brought their downhill slalom team, all of whom promptly collapsed from heat exhaustion during the opening ceremonies. – a long READ MORE…

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