The thing that most worries me…

…is that Paris Hilton’s energy policy kind of makes sense to me. See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

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Dear Houston:

I regret to inform you that today’s weenie roast at the park has been canceled. UPDATE: We at Letters From Texas Worldwide HQ can now exclusively bring you the first photos of Houston-area damage inflicted by this massive storm:

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Headline of the week so far

Those fun-loving headline writers never stop trying to get a good one past their editors.

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Weekly poll wrap-up

Last week’s poll was “who will win the Veep sweepstakes and run with Obama?” And the winner is…None Of The Above!!! This, of course, is not without precedent, since former Veep George Herbert Walker Bush has four names as well. We wish President Obama and Vice President Above the best of luck as they enter READ MORE…

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Great band name update

So, ok, this isn’t actually a band name yet, but it should be, and when I saw the headline not only did I at first think it was a band, but that in Australia they were a banned band, for being naughty. Bottom line: if you’re a new band in need of a name, this READ MORE…

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Obama invades Germany, completing downfall of once-powerful nation

It’s been a while since we’ve visited the good ol’ boys from Red State Update. This time, besides trying to sell really cheesy CD’s, they’re poking fun at Obama in Germany.

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Tired of the schmucks who run for office??

Well too damn bad, because there’s always room for one more. Yep, he’s apparently a real candidate.

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Your faithful correspondent in the news…

Apparently, I just can’t get along. Today’s evidence includes me on Austin TV being mean to Ralph Nader (sorry, one cannot embed News8Austin’s video elsewhere, for some strange reason that I SURE WISH THEY’D FIGURE OUT). Next is an audio podcast from the Houston Chronicle in which I (and CNN) don’t quite agree with Congressman READ MORE…

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Is McCaul re-importing possible terrorists into the U.S.?

Yep, that headline is misleading. And I’m mighty darn proud of it, now that I’ve finally learned a lesson from Fox News Network, which is that if you put an outrageous statement in the form of a question, you need not take any responsibility for it. There have also been more than few outrageous statements READ MORE…

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