Weekly poll wrap-up

Last week’s poll question was, “which Texas politician has in reality been tragically abducted, and secretly replaced by an alien from outer space?” Apparently it is a rule that any time Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst (R-On Top of the Horse, If Things Go Exactly According To Plan) is included on a Letters From Texas weekly READ MORE…

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Q: Will John Edwards ever be president, like Bill Clinton was?

A: Close, but no cigar. Pictured are Harold Cook, John Edwards, and a third dim bulb in background

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Billy Clyde has left the hot tub

Sadly, one of the funniest guys I never really knew has passed away. While I only met him in passing a few times, I can’t for the life of me figure out how I missed out, because so many of my good friends knew him so well. He was a political insider who understood the READ MORE…

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Dear Democratic National Delegates:

You’ll be very happy to know that planning for the Democratic National Convention in Denver is proceeding nicely, with an emphasis on your comfort.

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The thing that most worries me…

…is that Paris Hilton’s energy policy kind of makes sense to me. See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

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Dear Houston:

I regret to inform you that today’s weenie roast at the park has been canceled. UPDATE: We at Letters From Texas Worldwide HQ can now exclusively bring you the first photos of Houston-area damage inflicted by this massive storm:

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Headline of the week so far

Those fun-loving headline writers never stop trying to get a good one past their editors.

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Weekly poll wrap-up

Last week’s poll was “who will win the Veep sweepstakes and run with Obama?” And the winner is…None Of The Above!!! This, of course, is not without precedent, since former Veep George Herbert Walker Bush has four names as well. We wish President Obama and Vice President Above the best of luck as they enter READ MORE…

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Great band name update

So, ok, this isn’t actually a band name yet, but it should be, and when I saw the headline not only did I at first think it was a band, but that in Australia they were a banned band, for being naughty. Bottom line: if you’re a new band in need of a name, this READ MORE…

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