Obama invades Germany, completing downfall of once-powerful nation

It’s been a while since we’ve visited the good ol’ boys from Red State Update. This time, besides trying to sell really cheesy CD’s, they’re poking fun at Obama in Germany.

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Tired of the schmucks who run for office??

Well too damn bad, because there’s always room for one more. Yep, he’s apparently a real candidate.

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Your faithful correspondent in the news…

Apparently, I just can’t get along. Today’s evidence includes me on Austin TV being mean to Ralph Nader (sorry, one cannot embed News8Austin’s video elsewhere, for some strange reason that I SURE WISH THEY’D FIGURE OUT). Next is an audio podcast from the Houston Chronicle in which I (and CNN) don’t quite agree with Congressman READ MORE…

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Is McCaul re-importing possible terrorists into the U.S.?

Yep, that headline is misleading. And I’m mighty darn proud of it, now that I’ve finally learned a lesson from Fox News Network, which is that if you put an outrageous statement in the form of a question, you need not take any responsibility for it. There have also been more than few outrageous statements READ MORE…

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Attention citizens of the Greater Houston area:

Be on the lookout for a 20-something man, mustached, previously seen hanging out near beaches. Especially be on the lookout for this man if you’re a police officer. Especially be on the lookout for this man if you’re a police officer who doesn’t want to get your faced licked. Key quote: “We encourage people not READ MORE…

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Dear Mike McCaul:

You are soooo freakin’ McBusted. Here. And here. And even here. And CNN got the story first, which is here. In fact, today might be a day during which alot of folks decide to contribute to Larry Joe Doherty. Jus’ sayin’.

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Weekly poll wrap-up

Last week’s poll was “the plane goes down, and you’re stuck on a desert island with one other person, a full week away from rescue. Who would you choose?” A whopping 47% picked David Dewhurst, with Rick Perry coming in second at 30%, and Tom Craddick and Tom DeLay bringing up the rear at 11% READ MORE…

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If only Hillary had known…

The video of Obama in Berlin is well worth a look no matter what, but almost exactly one minute into it, some guy in the audience becomes the first I’ve seen to almost get Obama off his game, with an enthusiastic, yet blood-curdling battle cry from stage right. Apparently, Obama’s fan is a goat herder READ MORE…

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Bush versus Batman

Not even from the cool new Batman movie, but from the cheesy 1960′s TV series, people are asked to guess whether various quotes were said by George W. Bush, or by Batman. The results are hilarious. [secretpants.net]

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