Weekly poll wrap-up

Last week’s poll was “who will win the Veep sweepstakes and run with Obama?” And the winner is…None Of The Above!!! This, of course, is not without precedent, since former Veep George Herbert Walker Bush has four names as well. We wish President Obama and Vice President Above the best of luck as they enter READ MORE…

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Great band name update

So, ok, this isn’t actually a band name yet, but it should be, and when I saw the headline not only did I at first think it was a band, but that in Australia they were a banned band, for being naughty. Bottom line: if you’re a new band in need of a name, this READ MORE…

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Obama invades Germany, completing downfall of once-powerful nation

It’s been a while since we’ve visited the good ol’ boys from Red State Update. This time, besides trying to sell really cheesy CD’s, they’re poking fun at Obama in Germany.

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Tired of the schmucks who run for office??

Well too damn bad, because there’s always room for one more. Yep, he’s apparently a real candidate.

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Your faithful correspondent in the news…

Apparently, I just can’t get along. Today’s evidence includes me on Austin TV being mean to Ralph Nader (sorry, one cannot embed News8Austin’s video elsewhere, for some strange reason that I SURE WISH THEY’D FIGURE OUT). Next is an audio podcast from the Houston Chronicle in which I (and CNN) don’t quite agree with Congressman READ MORE…

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Is McCaul re-importing possible terrorists into the U.S.?

Yep, that headline is misleading. And I’m mighty darn proud of it, now that I’ve finally learned a lesson from Fox News Network, which is that if you put an outrageous statement in the form of a question, you need not take any responsibility for it. There have also been more than few outrageous statements READ MORE…

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Attention citizens of the Greater Houston area:

Be on the lookout for a 20-something man, mustached, previously seen hanging out near beaches. Especially be on the lookout for this man if you’re a police officer. Especially be on the lookout for this man if you’re a police officer who doesn’t want to get your faced licked. Key quote: “We encourage people not READ MORE…

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Dear Mike McCaul:

You are soooo freakin’ McBusted. Here. And here. And even here. And CNN got the story first, which is here. In fact, today might be a day during which alot of folks decide to contribute to Larry Joe Doherty. Jus’ sayin’.

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