Weekly poll wrap-up

Last week’s poll was “the plane goes down, and you’re stuck on a desert island with one other person, a full week away from rescue. Who would you choose?” A whopping 47% picked David Dewhurst, with Rick Perry coming in second at 30%, and Tom Craddick and Tom DeLay bringing up the rear at 11% READ MORE…

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If only Hillary had known…

The video of Obama in Berlin is well worth a look no matter what, but almost exactly one minute into it, some guy in the audience becomes the first I’ve seen to almost get Obama off his game, with an enthusiastic, yet blood-curdling battle cry from stage right. Apparently, Obama’s fan is a goat herder READ MORE…

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Bush versus Batman

Not even from the cool new Batman movie, but from the cheesy 1960′s TV series, people are asked to guess whether various quotes were said by George W. Bush, or by Batman. The results are hilarious. [secretpants.net]

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Magazine cover artists.

They’re such kidders. View it larger to get the full effect of the Constitution burning in the fireplace, Cindy’s pill collection, and the portrait of W on the mantle.

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Dear Harvey Kronberg:

As I write this, your usually excellent yet overpriced website is down, and in its place, the following: Due to an internet wide assault, we have shut down Quorum Report’s servers. Watch your emails for notification of when we are back up. All I have to say is…what a wuss. What are you, French??

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Dear Texas political protesters:

Frankly, you people suck. If you had any imagination at all, you would do like the Brits do, and try gluing yourselves to famous people. That’d do the trick.

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Dear East Texas Rednecks:

Another one of you has escaped, this time to Indiana. Key quote: “It wasn’t the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot.” Also, please note that yet another one of you escaped through Poland to London. Key quote, and further proof that the READ MORE…

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This has nothing to do with politics…

We have nevertheless decided to point out this landmark court case. Because, when it came to political news we could make fun of, today we found ourselves a little short.

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Great Band Name Update

The name of “Baltimore’s premiere live 80′s music experience” is reminiscent of the primary election between Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. Interesting how the guy who ultimately won some very tough primary elections and went on to clinch the nomination for President ultimately picked the person he’d defeated in the primaries, who had been READ MORE…

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Legacy? LEGACY??

We got’cher legacy right down here buddy. Although we’ve reported on this before, now they’ve got the signatures to put it on the ballot.

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