I’ll bet you can’t find…

…a more unusual product, or a more entertaining product review, anywhere on amazon.com than this one. The product in question seems like a less unpleasant solution than the one Jesse Jackson suggested:

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Weekly Poll Wrap-up

The weekly poll was “which statement best describes your opinion?” (regarding the age of John McCain) Coming in first with 41 percent was “John McCain is so old, he still owes Moses a dollar.” Ironic, given that Moses’ own book of Leviticus pretty much limits the entire deal to an interest-free transaction (Leviticus 25: 35-37), READ MORE…

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Standing up for the Bible

The Texas Attorney General (aka Greg Abbott) has now OK’ed bible study in public schools. But the Texas State Board of Education (aka whack jobs) is likely to leave the curriculum specifics up to local school districts. As a fun preview of what may come of this in various school districts around the state, this READ MORE…

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You think Texas weather is weird?

Apparently a weatherman elsewhere thinks the Midwest is totally screwed. [failblog.org]

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Great Band Name Update

Ladies and gentlemen of the crap-reading public: I have found the mother lode. I have pinpointed the Valhalla of great band names. Unfortunately, this time they’re not real bands, but instead it’s a band name generator. Example: I entered “Rick Perry,” and among the several band names generated were “Sissy of the Slimy,” “Rick Perry READ MORE…

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Dear Governor:

As a charter member of Americans Against Cornholing, I am very concerned. I would have assumed that you, like other freedom-loving Americans, agree with us that the practice of cornholing goes against every family value we can think of. Further, I never would have imagined that you personally would be participating in this vile practice. READ MORE…

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Weekly Poll Wrap-up

I’m not gonna lie. I gotta be honest with ya. Last week’s poll was a dismal failure. I’d assumed that with the question, “what really dumb things have you actually gotten mad at your significant other about,” all kinds of interesting comments would appear on the post, accusing wives, husbands, girlfriends, and boyfriends of all READ MORE…

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Noriega’s July 4th Message

What the hell is Rick doing on Whitmire’s porch?

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