You think Texas weather is weird?

Apparently a weatherman elsewhere thinks the Midwest is totally screwed. [failblog.org]

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Great Band Name Update

Ladies and gentlemen of the crap-reading public: I have found the mother lode. I have pinpointed the Valhalla of great band names. Unfortunately, this time they’re not real bands, but instead it’s a band name generator. Example: I entered “Rick Perry,” and among the several band names generated were “Sissy of the Slimy,” “Rick Perry READ MORE…

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Dear Governor:

As a charter member of Americans Against Cornholing, I am very concerned. I would have assumed that you, like other freedom-loving Americans, agree with us that the practice of cornholing goes against every family value we can think of. Further, I never would have imagined that you personally would be participating in this vile practice. READ MORE…

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Weekly Poll Wrap-up

I’m not gonna lie. I gotta be honest with ya. Last week’s poll was a dismal failure. I’d assumed that with the question, “what really dumb things have you actually gotten mad at your significant other about,” all kinds of interesting comments would appear on the post, accusing wives, husbands, girlfriends, and boyfriends of all READ MORE…

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Noriega’s July 4th Message

What the hell is Rick doing on Whitmire’s porch?

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Great Band Name Update

Yep. We’ve done it again. We’ve searched the world over, in order to bring you, the crap-reading public, the very best in band names. The lyrics to the tracks playing on their MySpace site are pretty entertaining. In a related story, the lyrics are also not safe for work. Unless you have a really cool READ MORE…

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In Texas, if Earl hadn’t had to die, Wanda would STILL be married to him

Some of the policy positions conservatives take truly puzzle me. On the one hand, a classic cornerstone of conservative philosophy is that they say they want to keep government out of people’s lives. And truth be told, every time I’m careening down Interstate 10 during trips to and from Big Bend and see those flashing READ MORE…

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Dear Texas Supreme Court Justices:

I’m sure you tire quickly of all the times people have picked on you lately, what with all the sucking up to campaign contributors you tend to do in your official opinions, and accusations of some of you burning down your own houses and all. So to cheer you up, I thought I’d point out READ MORE…

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