They told me it was a Bill O’Reilly temper tantrum, in earlier days in his broadcast career. They told me he really screwed up during a taping. They even told me he dropped the f-bomb. But nothing prepared me for this. You think you’re prepared. You’re not. Conservatives: behold your leader. One who is among READ MORE…
We should all have a deep abiding respect for headline writers who slip one in under the radar.
…is something we don’t have, sorry. But it could have gone down sort of like this.
Last week’s reader poll is closed. The question: who covers politics best on Austin TV? KVUE delivered a butt whuppin’ with 30%, closely followed by KXAN with 26%. News8 and KEYE trailed with 21% and 17%, respectively. Not surprisingly (because longtime political reporter Mike “Westbury High School Sux” Rosen just left, and because “Fox” is READ MORE…
Yeah, you’ve got a tiger by the tail. You’re riding the wave. You’re sittin’ in tall cotton. You’re going to marry Jenna Bush tomorrow. I know this is true because the Statesman has a special page set up for the festivities. Dude. Sit down. We need to talk. Shouldn’t take long. I want to say READ MORE…
Tired of getting ugly ties for birthdays, Christmas, father’s day? Your prayers have been answered. Next time, ask for a flying lawn mower. Freak out the neighbors you never liked anyway. No, there’s nothing political about this. So sue me. As I was getting ready for my day from a hotel room in South Texas, READ MORE…
Glad you asked. Apparently he’s reaching out to Hispanics. He just launched a Spanish-language website. Great. Now he’ll be bi-ignorant.
Apparently, it happened right after Bill told the crowd that Hillary would fight on all the way until the Convention. Update: apparently, she really does intend to fight on all the way to the convention. Yikes.
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